Over The Hill Health Matters

Neither do I. The green background for this website is borderline pea. It resembles the connotations the sound of that word conjures up in each of our brains. You know what I mean.

I detest green pea soup with my whole heart and soul. But ask your little overweight selves this question:

Do you feel like eating right now?

No. You do not.

Who can think of food at a time like this? “This” being sitting in front of a screen full of pea-soup green.

So. I am doing you all a favour. You are sticking to your healthy level of caloric intake because I care enough to put up a putrid background, just for you!

I don’t want to hear any more complaints. (I’ve only had one, but my fragile ego can’t take any more hits.)

Actually, I like the ATV graphic at the top and I have to take the wonderful green background to get it. It comes with the “theme”, as they call it.

I go ATVing vicariously every day through that graphic, and it’s great! I love my ATV and the wet, muddy forest floor that the graphic conjures up. We sometimes film in forests like that, and they are my favourite days, despite the fact that I am reduced to Sherpa status when we have to haul all the food and drink to some remote woodland site because someone “forgot” to budget for a Gator.

I also don’t go running off for food myself thanks to the background sea of putrid pea.

I will be starting my FAT LOSS 4 IDIOTS program shortly.

Family finances got seriously hijacked with the recession, and I haven’t bought the program yet because we are scraping together every penny to stay afloat. I am really looking forward to trying it out, though. I’ll let you know when I do. Meanwhile, I content myself with staring at this pea green page. I will rewire my brain and see it as… chartreuse. Yes, chartreuse.

Colour therapy is quite the rave with some people.

I think that you should simply stick with shades and colours that you adore, unless you are purposely trying to reach a specific result, like nausea with this green.

I mean, a reduced compulsion to want food, thanks to this helpful colour. Yes.

Colour therapy means wearing happy, bright tones when one is depressed. Ta Da! Do it. Let’s move on. Get a friend to help you choose appropriate shades if you are too depressed to join in the merriment of “bright” yourself.

Just make sure you trust that friend, or you will end up looking like a circus clown.

A big, fat, circus clown if you are overweight.

Like me.

Pictures at eleven.

Pat