Cool and Funky Reading Glasses
My eyes are dim, I cannot see. I have not brought my specs with me. I have naw ot brought my specs with me.
That’s because I do not carry a purse and the glasses case is too bulky for my pocket.
I want folding reading glasses! Half-eye folding glasses, actually. I am always looking up and around from whatever it is that I am reading, whether it be momentary, or my nose pressed into a book for hours at a time.
I must look around. And I always pay for it.
Bam
My eyes are smashed by an evil focal point.
Knives-in-my-eyes.com. My new URL.
I believe it’s taken, actually.
“Be near-sighted, goddammit! Don’t try to look past your paperwork.”
I don’t wear my glasses when I should because I keep hurting myself. And because they are never with me.
Half-eye lenses are actually harder to find than folding reading glasses. Eye Bobs dot com has a lot of cool and funky styles, but only one half-eye lense frame, as they call it. Lots of folding glasses, though. But they do not have half-eye lenses in them.
I hate you Eye Boobs! I mean, Bobs. You were to be my funky cool internet saviour. But nooo.
Not much else out there in Webville. So I guess I’ll just hit the local mall and see what’s in-store for me there. Get it?
Remember, always get your eyes checked by a qualified physician. Your opthamolgist knows best. Just buying reading glasses from Walmart without getting a thorough eye examination can result in eye conditions going undetected in their early stages.
And we don’t want that.
Eye Bobs‘ frames are fully compatible with prescription lenses, so punch in the URL and check out this fun sight.
I mean site.
I want folding half-eye lense glasses.
Wah.
If you know where I can find some, please let me know.
Thanks!
Pat
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