Never Shave Again!
Dot com. That’s right everyone! Www.nevershaveagain.com is pleased to offer you the only FDA approved system of permanent hair removal on the market today.
Pain free.
Carefree.
And most importantly,
Listen!
HAIR FREE!
It is also amazingly affordable. The Finally Free permanent hair removal system costs thousands of dollars less than the usual regimen of shaving or creaming, or electrolysis. A one-time fee of @169.00, on sale now for only $99.95, and all your woolly mammoth problems are over.
Forever!
Finally Free uses a patented sonic wave application, which passes over the hair follicles, knocking them dead from the roots up. Brazilian laser spas eat your heart out! Never Brazilian laser again.
Keep this tool away from any tool that doesn’t like you, or you might be rendered as bald as a baby’s bottom. And be nice to your better half! One wrong word from you, one infidelity, and your spouse will be able to use your head for a bowling ball.
To be honest, I think that we all need Finally Free.
Be the first on your block to never need to shave again!
Tell all of your friends that Brazilian laser treatments are no longer a trip downtown affair!
A little “downtown” humor.
If you haven’t guessed yet; Brazilian laser is a search engine term. I am not fixated on the procedure.
Brazilian laser might not be too painful, but why “go south” in public, with any discomfort, when you can do the Brazilian thing in the privacy of your own home? Painlessly and without embarassment, and without the risk of blackmail photos.
Please check out the folks at www.nevershaveagain.com.
And tell them that I sent you.
Pat, the one with the furry eyebrows and five o’clock shadow.
But only on Thursdays.
Tell them to get an affiliate program like the rest of the 21st century.
So that I can look less like an neanderthal and make enough money to purchase one of their kits for myself!
Pat.
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