Over The Hill Health Matters

« Posted by Pat Franczyk on November 15, 2009 »

Thanks a lot for the anti-wrinkle cream J.J. It works wonderfully, and it is FULL OF SNAIL!

Aaaarrrgh!

Yuk!

Spittooee.

Yes, I finally got around to reading the skin cream ingredients and lo and behold: full of snail. Snail excretions. From some rare snail from some corner of Chile. I must say, I have noted an improvement in my Spanish lately.

Did I not rant about dead animals being served up to unsuspecting wannabe vegetarians only yesterday?

Yes.

I want off this train.

So today I have found an extremely reputable line of skincare products that purport to be herbal-based and have been praised publicly by NBC.

Herbal botanical:  Moy Skincare

Dr. Lawrence Moy, dermatologist extraordinaire, has formulated an anti-wrinkle cream, an anti-stretch-mark cream, and an acne cream that are having amazing results.  The skin cream ingredients contain no dead animals that I am aware of, and a lot of scientific research has gone into the formulation,  with jillions of satisfied customers as the blessed result!

I’m in.

Snail cream is out.

I was wondering why I was moving all my face muscles so slowly recently!

The mystery has been solved.

I’ll give Moy Skincare products a go.

I’ll let you know what I think.

If anyone has already tried a Moy Skincare regimen, please let me know what you think!

And if there are snails in the list of skin cream ingredients,  that no-one has bothered to mention, someone please tell me now.

Thanks.

– Pat

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