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Cavistat Is Where It’s At!

« Posted by Pat Franczyk on February 2, 2010 »

Many thanks to the New York State Coalition Opposed To Flouridation (NYSCOF) for providing an amazingly informative link to their website in the “comments” area of my last post.

Please, please, please, go there.

 

So, you’re still here are you?

I know; I am addicting.

Don’t feel like checking it out, then at least know this:

The American Dental Association announced back on June 16th, 2000, that the new and improved cavity-fighting tool that beats fluoride hands down, is none other than calcium.

What a surprise.

In January of 2006, researchers overwhelmingly supported the use of a calcium-rich substance called Cavistat as the best cavity-fighter. Ask about Cavistat at DentalHygiene.ca.

Ask your dentist to use it and dump the fluoride.

Stand up for yourselves and your children and grandchildren.

If you don’t, you might not be standing up at all. Fluoride, it turns out, causes osteoporosis.

Osteoporosis, mottled and/or crumbly teeth, heart palpitations, and a cup of tea that sends you into hyperspace.

WTF?!

Why take fluoride?

Yes. That’s what I was thinking with those initials.

Ahem.

Dental hygiene.ca, dental hygiene.ca. These keywords will help to take the pain away. Because they will bring you into my website and I will be happy to hook you up with the NYSCOF.

Just call me the Cavistat Kid. Gleaming, shiny white teeth blinding an unsuspecting universe. My disarming smile stopping people in their tracks.

Don’t laugh. It actually happened.

I was working retail for a while last year when film was slow, and I smiled at an elderly customer. She was actually startled and jumped back two feet. So did a gentleman that same week. They both laughed and said that they had not expected such a lovely, warm smile in that usually hostile store.

The fact that they were in shock was all the more surprising since it was a Sallie Anne outlet. That is the Salvation Army store for those of you not familiar with the term. You know, God is love and all of that. Smiles are usually included, one would think.

Well, think again! They actually have a”Pit of Damnation” in which poor people seeking refuge in their shelters are permitted to indulge in a cigarette. I kid you not. 

Yes. The Cavistat Kid.The new cartoon hero of soon-to- be-released anti-fluoride, pro-calcium toothpaste commercials around the world.

Hey. You are supposed to be laughing with me, not at me. Just stop, or I’ll have to bite you in the knee cap.

With my perfect, fluoride-free pearly whites.

Pat

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