Over The Hill Health Matters

 
This is not Zsuzsa firewalking. This is a man.
Zsuzsa Owen is an amazing woman.  A heart of gold. A smile that lights up a room. Hugs for all who want and need them. Personal space and a listening ear for those who prefer that type of contact.
Zsu Zsa leads firewalks.
If you have ever wanted to [...]

Scraping
Squirming
Slithering
Sliding
Over the rock
Under the log
Through the ooze of the bog.
Creeping along through tall grass
Until the moon reveals a vast pool
A mass of lily pads
And
Frogs!
Frogsss.
Frogsssss.
 
(Heh heh heh.)

 Massassauga Rattlesnake — bite snake, bites snake
Just north of where I live resides the only poisonous snake in Ontario, the Massassauga Rattler. It loves to sun itself on shoreline- and [...]

 
 
 Heel, Puppy! Heel!… Aaaaagh!
Hi folks! Great day today! Beautiful, weather. Lots of sunshine. Perfect day to take my dog for a long walk. I have killer heel spurs and my dog has spina bifida, which has left her with a crippled back end. No worries. Materra has a cart and I have my trusty cross trainers [...]

Angry German Kid With Subtitles – Watch more Funny Videos
Check this guy out. A man after my own heart. Alright, a child after my own heart. An extremely impatient, tantrum-throwing, German-expounding, motherboard-punching creti…young man.   (test lead paint)
His mother should check for lead poisoning. Lead poisoning is often the undiscovered cause of severe rage issues. Every [...]

Learn how to defend yourself against becoming the laughing stock of the English speaking world. English as a Second Language can quickly become English as a Smutty Language full of double entendres, and rude mispronunciations, if you are not careful. And there are millions of English-speaking people who would just love to snicker, if not outright guffaw, [...]

For those of you worried about J.J.’s grandma after her Coumadin poisoning at the hands of her inept caregivers; good news! Grandma has been moved to a new facility and is rebounding quickly and enjoying life once again. Ninety-two and going strong! The retirement and extended care residence is great. Dedicated staff, morning, noon and [...]

Once upon a time, in a room not so far away, there lived a handsome young man with a most excellent, state of the art computer that far outdid his mother’s lowly piece of crap. And since said mother had mortgaged the house to buy it for said son, she thought that it would be [...]

 
Erectile dysfunction sucks.

Wait. That’s not what I meant to say, exactly.
Okay, fine. I did. I couldn’t help myself.
But hopefully Lexaryn or Orexis can help you! The people at Lexaryn and Orexis have gone to great lengths (tee hee) to provide you with an all natural formula for erectile success. That means that they guarantee that their product will [...]

Get the lead out of your coffee! Usually that refers to the caffeine in today’s colourful vernacular. But actually, the phrase is quite literal also. Check your household ceramics for lead content. It is simple, inexpensive, and very necessary. Only a person whose head is already full of lead wouldn’t see the sense in checking [...]

 
 
Sorry folks. Someone pulled the plug on my site. I switched credit cards to pay my server, and payments were withdrawn, but somehow they thought that I hadn’t paid up and yanked me off the air. 
Like I’m not already broke enough as it is, they have to take away my little livelihood.
Feel free to contact [...]