Below The Belt
G’Day music lovers! A fine salutation from an Australian comedic entertainer frequenting the bars of every continent, known lovingly but with trepidation as The Kangaroo, a.k.a. Rodney Rude.
He is not a kind man. People have died from mortification at his hands.
The combination of ruthless humour and a flashlight to make sure that we all are aware of who is his intended victim, is softened only by his total willingness to poke fun at himself. He has had a long and successful career as bar act with huge record and C.D. sales since the seventies. He has recently released a new C.D. and DVD, entitled Rodney Rude Live. He has an avid following on youtube. He is touted as Australia’s number one comedian.
God help us all.
The Kangaroo is noted in his most high-brow act, for the false set of genitalia that hang to his knees. They look like they have been ripped off a giant anatomically exaggerated Raggedy Andy doll.
While this image is hilarious for a comedian, I don’t think that any of us would want the nick-name “Skippy” or far worse, applied to us in our mature years. Nor do we wish to be seen searching the malls for seniors’ support products, when we can hold onto a far more rugged image and find that much-needed groin support from FIGHTER WAREHOUSE, an online store carrying the best in mixed martial arts equipment.
Now doesn’t that keep the age demons at bay? Check out the Dirty Boxer brand of compression boxers at Fighter Warehouse. Excellent underwear support, horrible name, at very reasonable prices ($24.99 or $29.99). If you don’t normally sing tenor, try the next size up. The ultimate fight should not be you trying to get your underwear on.
I do have to chuckle. When sourcing compression pants for sports enthusiasts and those looking for additional support, I tried out a number of keyword searches, including, not to be rude, “ball support”, since not much was showing up under any of the more medical terminologies.
Vernacular references weren’t too forthcoming either, but there is no way on god’s green earth that anyone searching under the phrase “ball support” was looking for any of the items listed by Google in this category. Ball support: something to hold all the basketballs in a row for practice sessions. Ball support: something to help you wash golf balls. Ball support: something to help with the ball hitch suspension on the back of a truck.
Maybe.
Far more likely that every one of those poor souls typed in this phrase with one hand, while holding onto their privates with the other.
I’d bet on it.
Which is why I managed to use this phrase, “ball support” in so many sentences. With so much repetition, perhaps the search engines will actually send them to this ” ball support” page. Not to some guy offering to wash your golf balls for a fee. Who the heck searches for golf ball washers or ball-hitch mechanisms using such an inane phrase? “Golf ball washer” works much better. “Ball-hitch suspension” is far more definitive.
Leave “ball support” for those who need it!
Where would Google have sent them if they had used the term “banana hammock”? To a pet store selling gifts for chimpanzees? Let’s just see… Here we go. A live search while I write this post…
Not too shabby, actually. Only the first post pretends not to know what the urban dictionary inference is.
And their hammocks look great!
Actual hammocks people.
Get your minds out of those Dirty Boxers.
Just kidding, of course.
Buy some. Before they ban you from the zoo. And children’s playgrounds.
Pat