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Jane Iredale Cosmetics

« Posted by Pat Franczyk on July 7, 2010 »

 
Jane Iredale mineral make-up is considered by many plastic surgeons and dermatologists to be the safest, kindest cosmetic line on the market today. Thousands of consumers would agree with them, given the popularity of the Jane Iredale cosmetics products.
Go for it girls!
And the occasional fellow.
Please be aware that although the vast majority of Jane Iredale [...]

« Filed under Health, Skin Care, allergies and chemical reactions »

Baz Sunscreen

« Posted by Pat Franczyk on July 5, 2010 »

 

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Okay; when I looked up Baz Sunscreen I was probably the only person on the planet that didn’t know that it was a famous little Youtube number by Baz Luhrmann, entitled Everybody’s Free To Wear Sunscreen.
I thought that Baz Sunscreen was a brand name that I had not heard of that was [...]

« Filed under Arnica Montana, Calendula, Foot Care, Health, Herbs, Joint Health, Massage Therapy, Skin Care, Vegetarianism/Veganism, allergies and chemical reactions »

Death Skulls

« Posted by Pat Franczyk on July 5, 2010 »

 

HI! All you people into World of Warcraft might want to check out the amazing T-shirts at Fighter Warehouse. Death Skulls on every t-shirt in the Xzavier clothing line-up. Amazing artistry has gone into this clothing line developed around the ever-popular death skull theme.
Could someone please tell me what is the attraction?
I love t-shirts as a medium [...]

« Filed under Arnica Montana, Calendula, Health, Joint Health, Oral Hygiene, Skin Care, TMJ and Bruxism, allergies and chemical reactions, ball support, supplements »

Kukui Oil Is King

« Posted by Pat Franczyk on July 2, 2010 »

Or Queen. Whatever your preference for comparision. It’s an oil, people. Let’s not get too hung up on its gender analogy. It hasn’t really got one.
Kukui oil reigns supreme.
It rocks.
Try it.
You will love it.
Eczema and psoriasis, rosacea and sunburn have met their match.
I bought and used some in Hawaii and didn’t burn once. I was [...]

« Filed under Health, Herbs, Massage Therapy, Skin Care, Vegetarianism/Veganism, allergies and chemical reactions »

Raw Food and You

« Posted by Pat Franczyk on July 1, 2010 »

                                    
When I first read that the Canadian company Upaya Naturals provided online customers with raw food delights, I wondered what kind of idiot can’t just buy a raw carrot from the local food store and eat it.  Even if you are a shut-in, local stores deliver, so where is the market for Upaya Naturals?
Silly me. Upaya Naturals [...]

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UV Rays and You

« Posted by Pat Franczyk on June 16, 2010 »

 
Song sunscreen.
Alright. Who invented ultraviolet rays anyway, and what good are they? What bad are they seems obvious enough. They leave us with serious radiation burns and damaged retinas, followed by a good chance of developing cancer. Great planning there, gods that be. Psychopathic geniuses. Over-the-edge creators of destructive forces. WTF! Do you want us [...]

« Filed under Cataracts, Health, Herbs, Skin Care, Vision, allergies and chemical reactions »

The Itchy and Scratchy Show

« Posted by Pat Franczyk on June 2, 2010 »

This Filipino ate too many Jalepenos.
Note to self; Jalepeno dip, in fact Jalepeno anything, should never touch one’s hands. If it ever does, said hands should never scratch any part of anyone’s anatomy. A very good friend of mine had two of her very good friends over for dinner. Stu, as he shall be called, decided [...]

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Spot On!

« Posted by Pat Franczyk on February 24, 2010 »

Liver spots, as I pointed out so delicately and with attention to scientific verification in my last post, are not the result of liver problems. Those nasty brown clumps of melanin on light-skinned people are said to be a result of age-induced melanin clumping, or genetic inclination, that just happens to coincide with aging. This [...]

« Filed under Glaucoma, Health, Skin Care »

PMS Paintball

« Posted by Pat Franczyk on February 4, 2010 »

Hey! What an excellent idea. For those of us still suffering from the agonies and annoyances of premenstrual syndrome, ie., ourselves, our wives, or our daughters, what could be better than PMS paintball?

Drugs.
Yes, indeed.
But why take away all the fun? Balanced hormones? Anger management?
Massive sedation? Psssha.
Embrace your inner and not-so-inner demons and buy a gun [...]

« Filed under Health, Homeopathic Remedies, Massage Therapy, Skin Care »

Molie Molie Molie!

« Posted by Pat Franczyk on November 23, 2009 »

I’m sure that most of you saw the Austin Powers scene where Fred Savage’s character had a giant dark mole on his face that no-one could take their eyes off. If you didn’t; tada! Now you have. The image is your’s for life, or until Alzheimer’s rears its ugly, mole-infested head.
Just one step worse than [...]

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